PARASITED MUMMY ROLLERBALL DERBY ALIEN ABDUCTEE SPACE THING
A downloadable game
You're a UFO Abductee in a hyperperboluminous, free floating assemblage in space. Some claim its engineers used gravitational waves to cheese-wire a segment of blackhole and then forced it into something geometrically self-sustaining in the Higgs Field.
It houses a MUMMY DISCO ROLLERBALL DERBY. Mummies skedaddle about with their feet, or the sarcophagus base if the Mummy remains unpacked, in customised roller skates. What the hell's going on? Find out.
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Think of the most solidly rigid (securely packed) people then pop them in skates at a roller derby in space with UFO abductees picking them up when they topple ('it's a graveyard smash!'). Textbook plausibility plus something for everyone. And Monster Mash it is, ad nauseam, until the universe snaps back into a compacted dust bunny.
Where a nostalgic night out at the rink meets UFOlogy and Egyptomania. Strikingly plausible! Circling 10s all the way down in the hopes I get to pick the next song (Monster Mash ad nauseam please).